Oriental madness

Just remember this while I was supposed to be studying hard....

Lunch one day:
Friend: Did you know 李白 was born in Kazakhstan?
Me: He whaat?
Friend: Hells yeh he's like Borat!
Me: *gasp*

I didn't believe him so I looked up Wikipedia and damn, he is rumoured to be born in either Kazakhstan or Sichuan, China.

Me: OMG one of the most famous poets in the Chinese history is not Chinese?!
Friend: *laughs hysterically*


By the time we were walking back to our offices, I had to hit my friend really hard.
Me: Why did you have to tell me this? I don't have anyone to share it with! (Reason being my local friends probably don't know who Borat is and my English friends won't know who 李白 is)
Friend: Yep that's why I told you.
Me: Who am I gonna tell this to???!! @&*#^@(*^&!( *hits him a few more times*


So, if anyone out there knows about these 2, omg go wiki it and see for yourself! HE IS LIKE BORAT!